STAGE-LAND.STAGE-LAND.By Jerome K. Jerome1- Page 2-STAGE-LAND.THE HERO.His name is George, generally speaking. "Call me George!" he saysto the heroine. She calls him George (in a very low voice, because she isso young and timid). Then he is happy.The stage hero never has any work to do. He is always hangingabout and getting into trouble. His chief aim in life is to be accused ofcrimes he has never committed, and if he can muddle things up with acorpse in some complicated way so as to get himself reasonably mistakenfor the murderer, he feels his day has not been wasted....